Ugh, Ugg
Black ones. White ones. Tan ones. Brown ones. One fish. Two fish. Red Fish. Blue fish. To wear them up, or down, or up, or possibly….tucked in? The inevitable question. In fact, they’re everywhere. In the arctic snows of Alaska. In the beachy Californian sun. And yes, in the Midwest, where fashion is always a staple of utmost interest. Ugh...Ugg boots.
Gaining popularity among adolescents as a “trendy” thing to wear, Ugg boots have not gone away. No, no, no. They are now everywhere, appearing on the feet of girls who are still eating sand on the playground all the way up to women who wish they were young enough to eat sand on the playground.
How many alpacas and llamas will be shaved naked before we put a stop to this terrible crime of animal abuse? Because I guarantee that no llama would be caught dead in a pair of those boots. If he did, all of the other reindeer wouldn’t let poor llama join in any reindeer games, that’s for sure.
And have you looked at the price tag for a pair of those shoes? I’ve never seen a set that sells for less than $200 retail. Hell, I’ll go out in the backyard now and shave my Labrador Retriever, Lassie, hot glue her yellow fur on the inside of a pair of boots I got at Goodwill and call it a day. It wouldn’t look that much different, right?
The cold season is upon us, I’m afraid, and with it, more questionable fashion choices. When the frigid air hits, the brain freezes, too.
Well, I’m off to find Lassie….here doggy, doggy,
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